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Balthazar will gladly admit how flawed her kind is, but not herself individually. Her self respect can easily be called arrogance. She’s a very emotional and expressive woman, who isn’t afraid of love. Oh, believe me on that one. Ladies, and men. Long lasting relationships and one night stands. She’s satisfied by anything and VERY flirtatious. However, when it comes to family, she loves no one more. Castielle especially. As a thief, her acting is great, and she’ll lie to get away with everything. Balthazar takes way more than she needs to live a luxurious life on this planet. To be blunt, if she doesn’t like you, she’ll be a bitch, but sarcasm and sass are normal for every mood.


Appearance wise, Balthazar always tried to keep her body in shape and presentable. Every morning is wasted with makeup and hair, it all as to be perfect before she even thinks of leaving the house. Her blonde locks are always curled, no matter how she styles them. Straight’s just not her thing, same goes for sexuality. Bright blue eyes compliment her features, which are delicately cared for. Why get a vessel and watch it waste away?


As expected, she keeps her presentation grand by being very fashionable and up to date with humans and their news. Honestly, she fits in with stereotypical Earth girls perfectly. Behavior wise, anyway.


 I've been gone for quite a while, haven't I? Tsk, how irresponsible of me. I suppose I've got a lot of explaining to do, but there's just so much more that's a million times more appetizing. [[breathes heavily hi]]
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 Humanity and the customs that came with it were highly enjoyable for Balthazar. Dancing, singing, reading, eating, drinking, laughing, smiling, and sleeping; all of which she adored. Though she didn't need most of them, all of the actions became things she did weekly. Singing in the shower, dancing with humans she had befriended, glancing at the paper to keep up with their news, enjoying a fine dish with a glass of wine to go with it, understanding a good joke, and happiness. Sleeping, why, she was going that right now. Balthazar had grown used to the sun poking through the curtains to wake her, to drag her from the soft mattress. However, i
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See how fast it hits the ground, though everything else goes painfully slow. How could the most interesting beings be so boring at the same time? That was one of the many things Balthazar never understood about humans. There was always something to do, but she never wanted to do those things. Good Lord, it was as if she was human. Though, any angel could pull off that lie, but that was just by appearance. Love, hate, envy, guilt, sorrow, anger, happiness; all the little human things. Sure, she could feel those back in heaven, but emotions seemed to happen more often down on this beautiful planet. Even after she managed to drag her ass out of
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uuuhhm hello ma'am,
i have some real important questions to ask you.
don't laugh at me. please. these are 100% serious, real, incredibly important questions.
{ raises up lil robot notepad and with a pen in hand perched over it. yeah son we ready. }
{ clears throat a lil. }
have you seen anything strange around here??
like, ahh... lights, ooor noticed any ah, power fluctuations?
heard any possibly dead and/or strange languages lately??
Ah, hello, darling!
How cute are you, oh my! They should warn me when someone so delicious is coming for a visit!
//lets out a light laugh and rests her hands on her hips
Ask away, love, I don't bite! very often-
//squints ew you're one of those hunting nerds
Hm, no, can't say I have.


{ looks like she's about to choke ooOH oh god oh whhhy. her face is getting all flushed damn it no. }
i-
thank you very much, ma'am, but i'm uh
{ pushes her glasses up the bridge of her nose with a very business-like finesse. }
i'm a very serious investigator.
{ swallows a little and just averts eyes to notepad, ready to scribble something down. before she's absolutely crUSHed by the other words and just sullen makes a few marks. }
r..really??
are you sure???
because, uhm, i've been following this for a while and-
well i was just sure there was
something.
//nods and moves her arms up to cross them over her chest
Absolutely, positive.
Nothing spooky has been going on here, 
perhaps your leads guided you in the wrong direction?
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your hair is really cute.
and so is your face.
but do i smell celestial goodness comin' off of your bod?
tsk tsk.
i don't like that.
but we could make it work (;
{ why, thank you for the watch!! uvu }
    [ hi there. your account is prettiful! :3 ]